French


An American in Paris found a fly in his soup.
Snapping his fingers, he shouted "Garcon! Regardez la mouche!"
The waiter looked down his nose in contempt. "It is le mouche, M'sieur."
"Wow," said the American, "you've sure got good eyesight."

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2010.01.24